One Liner Wednesday

• Joe Girardi's biography has already been made, I Am Sam.
  
• I wasn't an A-Rod fan before, but I now have pure hatred since he let Kate Hudson waste an hour and twenty-nine minutes of my life in Bride Wars.
  
• Looks like one of the lefties I wanted for the bullpen (Mike Gonzalez) is now represented by Scott Boras, I hardly knew ye.
  
• Blue Jays GM says he will "let teams talk extension with Halladay, if they sweeten the pot." He'll be gone before 2010.
  
• Greinke wins the Cy Young. As if there was ANY other logical choice?
  
• The team that potentially trades for Edwin Jackson, is going to get the shit end of the stick.
  
• Pedro, Dejame en paz, por favor.
  
• The Nat's have made it known that they want to sign John Lackey. I'm making it known, he isn't going there.
  
• Is there any coincidence with regards to Tim Lincecum that the NL Cy Young is announced at 4:20?
  
• The Indians have dealt away TWO Cy Young award winners, they won't win 70 games this year, when do they deal Sizemore?
  
• Marco Scutaro is NOT a viable option at short, so STFU.
  
• If Ben Sheets or any other GOOD reclamation project (Harden?) signs with the Red Sox, Buchholz is gone in a blockbuster.
  
• Mike Lowell needs to be moved REGARDLESS of obtaining a bopper. *Chone Figgins sniggers*
  
• Joe Girardi, still a flame bag.
  
• The Mets are destined for greatness if they signed 2 pitchers (Lackey and Vicente Padilla) and Nick Johnson.
  
• If the Rays trade BJ Upton OR Carl Crawford they stand NO CHANCE of competing in the AL East.
  
• If the Orioles can learn to pitch they will shock the world.
  
• Jon Lester will win the Cy Young in 2010.